Drink the Kool-Aid.
Don’t drink the Kool-Aid.
Don’t be a jerk.
But that thing over there – don’t do that.
Oh and that other thing, yeah, not for you.
Or maybe it is.
But if you want this, here’s a ten-step plan to do it the right way.
And by the way, there’s this new cool thing I heard of, yeah, totally you.
But only do it if…
**ducks head and works on writing**