I know many of you balk at the idea of Twitter. Or you signed up but felt like a wallflower so didn’t click on it much. Or you just plain old didn’t get it and didn’t appreciate all the authors that tweeted over and over again about their books without contributing much else.

Or it could be that the well-known hashtags could never quite capture what you were feeling or the exact stage you were at in the writing or revision process.

Well, no more.

You can slide into Twitter with these new and improved hashtags that are sure to go viral.

#amwritingfirstdraftcrap
#amwritingwhilemykidsarescreaminginthebackground
#amwritingeventhoughIneedtofoldlaundry
#amwritinganditfeelslikethewordsarebeingpriedfrommybrainwithaspoon
#amwritingandthewordsareflowinglikemoltonlava

#amrevisingbutihavenocluewhati’mdoing
#amrevisingandamdoubtingmyentirepurposeinlife
#amrevisingandthisisthebeststoryeverandwillsignanagentwithindays
#amrevisingbutcan’tfigureoutwherethiscommashouldgo
#amrevisinganddonaldmaasstipskeepoverwhelmingme

#askagentbutican’taskaboutqueries
#askagentbutiwilllooklikeakissupstalker
#askagentbutaren’tagentslikemeanscarypeoplethatjustwanttoinflictpain
#askagentiaskedbutnooneansweredthequestion
#askagentgotagreatquestionbutforgotthehashtag

#yachitchat?
#yatitfortat?
#yadothesepantsmakemelookfat?
#yaiswhereit’sat
#yai’mawriterdoesmybuttlookflat?

Okay, you get the point. So now you have absolutely no excuses. Just use some of these hashtags and you will have hordes of followers within days.

What hashtags did I miss that should be on this must know list?