Okay, let’s have a little fun!
This is part tongue-in-cheek, part serious to introduce my new cozy mystery series. Glad you stopped by!
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HOW TO WRITE A COZY MYSTERY ~ PART ONE
1. Must have fun-loving amateur sleuth. CHECK
Meet Holly Hart. She has a passion for cheesecake. She’s open to a little bit of romance. And she has a strong sense of justice and wants to see criminals receive their just reward–especially when she’s one of the suspects and her business is on the line!
I’ve read many cozy mysteries and they all seem to have this ingredient. Not many sleuths are brooding and unhappy.
2. Must have food! Something sweet. Something sexy. CHECK
Holly used to escape down to the kitchen and bake cheesecake when she was a teen. Slowly, over time, she mastered the art of cheese and cake when combined. Don’t ask for the secret ingredient though because she’s taking that to the grave. (Hopefully not literally!)
Cheesecake is sexy. And Holly loves to get creative with her creations. Chocolate chip cream cheese cookies. Cheesecake smoothies. Of course, her creations aren’t all successful, but she keeps those disasters a secret.
3. Must have some kind of furry, little, cute animal. CHECK
Holly loves her dog, Muffins. He’s small, but he’s a firecracker. He’s occassionally been known to run away, causing all sorts of havoc. The history of how he became her dog will be found in the free cozy mystery, Murder with a Slice of Cheesecake. Exclusive to newsletter followers. So go sign up to the right.
The animal doesn’t have to be a dog. I’ve seen cats too, in particular black cats. Not sure why. I suggest a cute animal, though the challenge of having a pet snake could make interesting fodder for a plot line. Goldfish not so much. I don’t see goldfish accompanying the amateur sleuth on undercover investigations or sniffing out clues. But don’t let that hold you back.
This concludes part one!
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** No animals were injured in the writing of this post.
** This list is in no way exclusive or a set of hard and fast rules that absolutely have to be followed. In other words, the cozy mystery police will not be knocking on your door if you create a brooding and unhappy sleuth. Or if they have a fettish for asparagus.
I like your sense of humor 🙂 Right, it’s the guy detectives/sleuths that get to be dark and brooding… merrie day!